November 3, 2025

Blood Sugar by Daniel Kraus

Obligatory read pre, during, and post Halloween. Blood Sugar, the heartfelt (yep, there's more to this chocolate than what's on the wrapper) tale of loss, found, family and cleaning products concealed in candy is pitchfork perfect for the spooky season finale. 

Jody, a teen with rock hard abs and little to no future prospects has found family in the down-on-his-luck Robbie, a former high school running back, Midge, Jody's foster sister (who, whilst small in stature leaves a lasting and large impression), and Dag, a talented teen from a good home with a bad sister. Together they've forged a bond most true bloods would want to emulate.

A day in the life of this self-made family, as perceived through the crusty pink-eyes of faithful little narrator Jody makes Blood Sugar as unique and powerful as it is. The trick-or-treat setting providing the perfect catalyst for chaos.   

Joining in on the morning of Halloween, the reader is thrust into a mouse ridden keep, complete with hoarded trash piling up in hallways, busted walls, strange spills on many a surface, and is bared witness to an exchange which is petrifying in its plausibility; the plan, to poison candy for the neighborhood children. Robbie, the type cast misanthrope. 

A this human horror plays out, the character's shine in their own right, even Robbie. Author Daniel Kraus makes each of his creations hateable and relatable, yet remarkable likable, though for Robbie, the likable part is as short lived as his running back career. 

Needless to say, Blood Sugar is a story which sticks like flypaper on skin. The omnipresent threat of something so sinister looms large over each chapter. Each scene Jody relays to the reader inches closer to a curtain close with one certainty; this will not end well. 

Goodbye Jody, see you next Halloween. 

October 31, 2025

Resurrected on Halloween

The first breath filled my lungs with acidic earthily particles of long undisturbed soil and organic waste. To the back of my throat, stuck the foreign matter, causing a riptide of spasms and neck vein-throbbing coughs; a feeble auto-response to dislodge the discomfort. Yet, not an unwelcome one. 

My fingers curled around an object my brain failed to place. Something alien yet, at the same time, familiar. Hard edged, square, firm, and weighty. A mass with substance and presence; a tome. 

With what strength I could muster, I raised this tome, skeletal fingers indenting the outer protective shell, the binders board now bearing the eternal scars of my struggle as I pushed/pulled towards the surface. The desecrated coffin crumbled, offering no resistance. 

Welcome back to the blog. 

Resurrected on Halloween. 

March 6, 2023

REVIEW: How To Sell A Haunted House by Grady Hendrix


Imagine walking into your childhood home after learning of your parents untimely death only to find your mother’s life work being the source of their ‘murder’ and that you’re next on the hit list. Oh, and that brother of yours is a complete a-hole who can’t wait to screw you out of any inheritance.

Welcome to the drama that accompanies the horror in HOW TO SELL A HAUNTED HOUSE. 

The title is suggestive of a haunted house novel (I mean, the title includes the words ‘haunted’ and ‘house’ so it’s not hard to draw that conclusion) however, Grady Hendrix’s latest is more about creepy dolls and supernatural spooks than a traditional ghost story. Think Chucky (or Slappy if you’re more familiar with the crazy ass doll from Goosebumps) with the violence amped up a notch or ten. 

HOW TO SELL A HAUNTED HOUSE is pitched perfect at horror readers seeking a modern update to their haunted/possessed/demonic doll fetish books made famous by renowned Zebra-published author Ruby Jean Jensen. I read this in two sittings, and can’t recommend it highly enough.  

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