January 30, 2023

My Dark Library (Part 1)

 

Today I thought I'd take a look at the first four novellas published in the My Dark Library collection as curated by Sadie 'Mother Horror' Hartmann. You can find out more about them at Cemetery Gates Media HERE

Before I begin, I want to make it clear I in no way know Sadie Hartmann, but, as a long time follower on twitter, I do take notice when she tweets, and simply love her taste in horror so, when this series of novellas was announced I couldn't wait to jump right in feet first and get lost in the strange and varied world of torrid tales!

The first 4 novellas provide a little something for every horror aficionado.

STARGAZERS by LP Hernandez oozes CELL vibes, taking me back to how I felt when I read the grandmaster Stephen King's take on a different kind of zombie-like being. Add in a father daughter combo to contend with Cormac McCarthy's THE ROAD father/son dynamic and you know you're in for a real treat. 

Body dysmorphia and omnipresent hallucinatory monsters make #thighgap by Chandler Morrison a damn scary read. Not only does the body horror take centre stage but the real-world likeness of the character's struggle make this a truly memorable read. 

BOUNT FEET by Kelsea Yu is on a whole new level when it comes to scares! This is just plain creepy, but, that's not the selling point. Equal parts horror and heart, BOUNT FEET tells a horrific tale of a child lost and a mother's desperate plight to correct the wrongs done to her young family. The backdrop to this story is Portland's Chinese Garden and Ghost Museum which plays home to some terrifying ghosts and compliments the narrative perfectly. BOUND FEET is a difficult book to gush over without accidently giving away spoilers so I'll stop writing...

On to the fourth book, TABOO IN FOUR COLORS by Tim McGregor. When I first started reading this, I was immediately reminded of the Jack & Maggie Starr series by Max Allan Collins, however any comparison soon paled when the horror kicked in. This novella packed a punch and is probably the best of the four I've read so far. 

I'm looking forward to seeing where this series of books goes next!

January 25, 2023

Pick Up A Pulp [88]: CONAN THE AVENGER by Robert E Howard


By Crom there's a lot of testosterone in this one! 

The tenth volume in the Conan series features the novel, RETURN OF CONAN written by Bjorn Nyberg and L. Sprague De Camp as well as a history of the Hyborian Age by Robert E Howard. Now, I've got to admit I came here for the feature and left before the credits so this review will just focus on the story proper...which was balls to wall machoism from first to last blood. 

Conan is sitting atop his latest throne in Aquilonia, once again a king and once again with a stunningly beautiful queen by his side. Life is good, food is plentiful and times are peaceful. Until they aren't. 

Within the first handful of pages, Conan's queen, Zenobia, is whisked away by a mysterious shadow which can only be the makings of a dark magician! A magician Conan must slay if he intends to bed his beauty once more!

Despite Conan's quest to save his queen from unthinkable horrors at the hands of said dark magician, he doesn't shy away from the wanton women all too willing to share their wares with him. Conan's not a one woman sort of guy - a point emphasized throughout the novel.

When he's not enjoying himself with members of the opposite sex, Conan is kicking ass and taking names on a sojourn which sees him shed blood in desert fortresses, pirate ships, ice-capped mountains, and secluded hide outs deep in the forest. He sure gets around in this one! 

When all is said and done, THE RETURN OF CONAN is a stock sword and sorcery, pitched men's adventure style at pulp purists looking for an adventure dripping with blood thirsty battles and sex aplenty. While THE RETURN OF CONAN doesn't bring anything new to the table, I thoroughly enjoyed it. 

Check out another Pick Up A Pulp post featuring Conan: 


 

January 21, 2023

REVIEW: Hit Me by Christa Faust


It's been a hot minute since I read a story by Christa Faust. PEEPLAND (2017) was a lot of fun, and I loved the two Angel Dare novels published by Hard Case Crime in CHOKE HOLD (2011) and MONEY SHOT (2008). HIT ME is her most recent offering published in September 2022 by Upshot, with volume one collecting issues #1-#5 of the kick ass BDSM sex worker's first outing.

Lulu loves pain; loves the way it makes her feel sexually and emotionally, yet she's able to turn off the on-switch when the need arises, having developed a high tolerance for pain she's a pro at controlling her body's desires and stimulus. 


She earns a buck pleasuring clients by allowing them to inflict pain on her. Don't misinterpret her cause, Lulu is far from a damsel in distress, this is her occupation chosen by own volition. Accompanied by her trusty puppy eyed bodyguard Danny, Lulu's latest job is for a repeat client, Mr Tak. On face value the set-up is the same; a private room in a hotel, body guard with a line of sight thanks to some hidden cameras, the only thing different about this is the shootout which takes place as soon as Lulu opens the door to the suite. Oh, and the bag of diamonds on the floor, yeah, that's different. 


HIT ME is high octane action mixed with a heady dose of Faust's pitch black noir. The underworld meets the secretive world of sex head on in a bloody collision of plasma and body fluids as Lulu tries to make sense of a crime she really should have no part in. Readers familiar with the Angel Dare novels will eat this up in a single sitting (as I did), while readers looking for a story with a unique and totally kick ass protagonist will leave with a belly full of satisfaction. Fingers crossed this isn't the last we've seen of Lulu. 

January 20, 2023

Most Anticipated Books of 2023 (Part 1)

New year, new reading goals, new books! 

As a long time bookworm, I love heading into a new year full of optimism and excitement for all the new books I plan to read. Be it those which have sat patiently on my shelves (many of which bidding their time for a few years...), tucked away inside my kindle (not a big e-book fan but I do dabble) or those on one of my many online/offline wish lists waiting to find that special place in my home library - the possibilities to discover my next favourite read are endless. 

But, one of the most enjoyable things about the new year, is the publication of new books. And 2023 brings a bunch of books I can't wait to read (or at least, purchase and stare lovingly at their covers on my bookshelves whilst I wade through my ever expanding TBR...). 

As mentioned in my first post of 2023, I love a good book list, so without further ado here's a list of some of my most anticipated new books of 2023! 


Expected Publication: 17 January 2023
Publisher: Berkley 
Genre: Horror

From the blurb; When their parents die at the tail end of the coronavirus pandemic, Louise and Mark Joyner are devastated but nothing can prepare them for how bad things are about to get. The two siblings are almost totally estranged, and couldn’t be more different. Now, however, they don’t have a choice but to get along. The virus has passed, and both of them are facing bank accounts ravaged by the economic meltdown. Their one asset? Their childhood home. They need to get it on the market as soon as possible because they need the money. Yet before her parents died they taped newspaper over the mirrors and nailed shut the attic door.


Expected Publication: 21 February 2023
Publisher: Harper
Genre: Horror

From the blurb; Sequel to Lovecraft Country. Atticus Turner and his father, Montrose, travel to North Carolina, where they plan to mark the centennial of their ancestor's escape from slavery by retracing the route he took into the Great Dismal Swamp. But an encounter with an old nemesis turns their historical reenactment into a real life-and-death pursuit. 


Expected Publication: 28 February 2023
Publisher: Mysterious Press
Genre: Non-Fiction

From the blurb; Beginning in 1947 with I, the Jury, and continuing with his next six novels, Spillane quickly amassed a readership in the tens of millions, becoming the bestselling novelist in the history of American publishing. Surrounded by controversy for the overt violence and suggestive sexual content of his iconic Mike Hammer private eye novels, Spillane was loathed by critics but beloved by his readers. There is, however, more to Spillane’s life than the books. He also starred as Hammer in a movie, was a circus performer, worked with the FBI in capturing a notorious criminal, and starred in Miller Light beer commercials that were so popular they ran for a quarter of a century.


Expected Publication: 21 March 2023
Publisher: Mulholland Books
Genre: Mystery

From the blurb; Charlie Garner has a bad feeling. His ex-wife, Meg, has been missing for over a week and one quick peek into her home shows all her possessions packed up in boxes. Neighbors claim she’s running from bill collectors, but Charlie suspects something more sinister is afoot. Meg was last seen working at the local donut shop, a business run by a shadow group most refer to as ‘The Saucer People’; a space-age, evangelist cult who believe their compound to be the site of an extraterrestrial Second Coming.


Expected Publication: 2 May 2023
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Genre: Fantasy / Horror

From the blurb; Founded by the mysterious genius known as the Designer, the archipelago of Prospera lies hidden from the horrors of a deteriorating outside world. In this island paradise, Prospera's lucky citizens enjoy long, fulfilling lives until the monitors embedded in their forearms, meant to measure their physical health and psychological well-being, fall below 10 percent. Then they retire themselves, embarking on a ferry ride to the island known as the Nursery, where their failing bodies are renewed, their memories are wiped clean, and they are readied to restart life afresh.


Expected Publication: (paperback TBC)
Publisher: Valancourt Books
Genre: Horror

From the blurb; Five men and one beautiful woman. Marooned on a floating island of arctic ice. Together they had the equipment and skills to fight the freezing cold, the violently savage storms. Then suddenly from the angry seas the jaws of horror opened wide as nature's deadliest creature rose from the depths—a huge killer whale of enormous intelligence, incredible power, indestructible endurance, ravenous for human prey..


Expected Publication: July 2023
Publisher: Hard Case Crime
Genre: Crime

From the blurb; It’s the summer of ’74…Richard Nixon has resigned from office, CB radios are the hot new thing, and in the great state of Texas two cousins hatch a plan to drive $1 million worth of stolen weed to Idaho, where some lunatic is gearing up to jump Snake River Canyon on a rocket-powered motorcycle. But with a vengeful sheriff on their tail and the revered and feared marijuana kingpin of Central Texas out to get his stash back, Chuck and Dean are in for the ride of their lives – if they can make it out alive…


Expected Publication: 5 September 2023
Publisher: Mulholland Books
Genre: Crime

From the blurb; A cinematic new mystery from an award-winning crime writer, California Bear follows two unlikely vigilantes whose decision to take justice into their own hands pits them against the villains behind California’s coldest cases—and their own twisted histories.

January 16, 2023

Reading in 2023


For a change of pace, I thought I’d post something a little different to the norm. With this blog being somewhat of an erratic review site since the pandemic, I want to make an effort at getting back to the original premise; a celebration of all things bookish, focusing on my love of reading and writing about books that excite me and some those that leave a lasting impression – including the ‘bad’ ones. By ‘bad’ I mean those that don’t jell with me, each book I’ve read, including the DNF’s generally have something good about them, but not all the books I read work for me.
 
So what does that actually mean? What was the original premise of this blog site?
 
  • Provide a gateway to connect with authors and avid readers,
  • Promote independent publishers and authors,
  • Provide a mechanism to wax lyrical about my favourite reads and general bookish going-on’s in the world,
  • Lists! I love a good book related list so expect a bunch of those!
  • Hype posts for upcoming reads/books soon to be published
  • Book reviews; General reviews, humour themed horror paperback reviews, and of course, my Pick up a Pulp series
In my head as I write this, the term ‘best laid plans…’ is on repeat. We’ll see how 2023 pans out, but for now, I’m optimistic of sticking to a semi regular schedule and posting more than just book reviews.
 
Happy reading.

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